• On The Late Show last night, Harry Potter's Hermione, Emma Watson, schools all the other starlets on how to handle (and prepare for) a wardrobe malfunction, as well as how to ace a David Letterman interview.
• Josh Lucas actually talks about Rachel McAdams! We would squee, but jabber about their shared environmentalism made us want to hit the snooze bar.
• The Jonas Brothers take a 24-hour break from music to try to do our jobs. Whatevs. How would they like it if we did that to them?
• Our sympathies to Ozzy Osbourne. Don't you just hate it when your dog gets gobbled up by a coyote?
• This hasn't happened in a while—Kelly Clarkson looks great!
• Dear David Beckham: Thanks for sharing intimate details of your bromance with Tom Cruise. We love bromances! Love, Rise 'n' Shine
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