Mariah Carey recently surpassed Elvis’ record of 17 No. 1 chart singles, and to celebrate they’re bathing the Empire State building in lavender, pink and white light all weekend. A giant pink phallus shimmering in the New York skyline? That’s not a big “Congratulations, Mariah.” It’s a massive “Suck on this, Elvis.”

Spencer Pratt reportedly canceled Heidi Montag’s appearance at the White House Correspondents Dinner after he, um, wasn’t invited. Yeah, stick with that one, Heidi. He’ll take you places—like quite possibly McDonald’s that very evening.

Jamie-Lynn Sigler has split with her boyfriend of two years, Scott Sartiano. Well, maybe split is too harsh a word. Sartiano woke up with a horse’s head in his bed and figured he should probably stop calling.