Ryan Seacrest gets confirmation that Derek Hough and Shannon Elizabeth are indeed making out. He also knows about you and your best friend’s cousin from eighth grade sleepaway camp. He's omniscient like that.

Amy Winehouse and Blake Incarcerated (that just never gets old) have been asked to write a tell-all book about their marriage. The book would fetch about 1 million pounds, which we think works out to about $30 in the U.S. Should be enough to help Amy buy an extra set of keys.

Paris Hilton was fined $9,000 and banned for life from a Russian Hyatt for scrawling her name on the wall of her hotel suite. In her defense, she often hallucinates that people want her autograph.