Make-Believe Makeover: Keanu Reeves

We spent our afternoon looking at a picture of Keanu Reeves. Now you can too

This is how they're letting Keanu Reeves roam the streets of Paris these days.

Laissez-faire or just plain lazy?

We're baffled. Last time we checked, the actor was, you know, all handsome and oddly compelling—please, don't say you didn't love him in The Lake House because we saw the four weepy stars you gave it on Netflix—but this hairy, boot-wearing style just doesn't do it for us. How about you?

Give us your top suggestions for improving his look and we'll collect them, collate them and totally think about them (but it's not like we're going to send them on to his stylist or anything). This is serious, people. Act now!