Rise 'n' Shine: America's Ode to the Hoff

Britain's Got Talent introduces you to Susan Boyle. America's Got Talent brings you this (and sends it to the next round). No wonder it's not the same worldwide phenomenon.

We want to be besties with Anne Hathaway more than ever before. Apparently, she likes to play stylist and lends out her clothes.

Michelle Pfeiffer may not want you to call her a cougar, but she'd be happy to be Catwoman one more time.

Ted Danson doesn't eat fish, and it has nothing to do with lessons learned from that whole Jeremy Piven debacle.

Dear Paris Hilton: We knew you'd find the perfect BFF in Dubai, a "huge" one that wears lots of accessories, has humps to match yours and spits when you deem things "not hot." Congrats. Love, Rise 'n' Shine

Sorry, Jennifer Aniston, we don't know where you put your keys. They're not in the Big Picture gallery.

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