• Kelly Clarkson was asked about the Perez-will.i.am. nonsense, and she had a hard time not making jokes about it even though she agrees no one should ever be punched in the face.
• Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi aren't planning on kids: "We have animals, and we love them," Ellen says. "They don't talk back, and they don't explore their vocal cords out in public."
• Speaking of kids, who wants to watch some fight, Fox News style?
• If we all think hard enough, we can will into existence this fake Britney Spears movie where she time travels to back to Nazi Germany. Anything is possible with the Internet!
• Lisa Kudrow and Courteney Cox reunited for Lisa's web series Web Therapy. Little Friends reunions are always kinda fun. For some people.
• While we don't like directing you to a video where Zachary Quinto falls down, we really need someone to explain why he's walking around town with a guy in a meat suit.
Beyoncé glows in our Big Pic like she's the luckiest, fiercest lady in the world.