• In case you thought Mel Gibson's girlfriend's claim at being a musician was just a line, Oksana Grigorieva has released two tracks and a music video for "Say My Name" on her website. We think her piano playing is lovely, if nothing else. What do you think? Is the mother-to-be a brave heart for putting this out there, or should she be a patriot and keep it to herself?
• Cristiano Ronaldo, that soccer player who supposedly hooked up with Paris Hilton the day after she dumped Doug Reinhardt, said he "had a great time talking to" the celebutante. Ah, euphemisms!
• Blake Lively can summarize her entire life in 41 words. Impressive.
• Francis Ford Coppola is using his wine to sell his new movie. Or he's hoping you'll drink enough of it that you'll see Tetro despite Vincent Gallo.
• Katie Holmes and Ginnifer Goodwin's ex Chris Klein didn't have a secret wedding to a civilian, in case you care.
• Lady Gaga's boobs go boom!
• Dear Shia LaBeouf: Thanks for the explanation. You called your mom sexy in Playboy as a Mother's Day present. Makes sense. Love, Rise 'n' Shine
We're all on pins and needles to see the next chapter in The Reality of Jon & Kate Plus 8 tonight. In the meantime, we're remembering the good ol' days with this gallery.