Ashlee's Enormous Pregnancy Rumors
Is Ashlee Simpson pregnant?
In a word (sort of): Yes! Pete Wentz’s betrothed tells paps at LAX that she has been gestating “for about a year or so.”
By our count, that means Simpson is likely pregnant with an African elephant and is due sometime next June. In related news, Pete Wentz just shot an African elephant.
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