So…People named Chace Crawford its Hottest Bachelor. Give us a girlie-looking break! People is really on our sh-t list right now. All they focus on anymore is the "hotness" that is Gyllenspoon coffee breaks, and now—for an issue that has the chance to completely ooze with sex—they pick a frontman who is so dang pretty and boring, there's nothing steaming about him. Where's Chace's string of lady conquests, à la George Clooney? Isn't that what a bachelor is supposed to be—handsome, delicious and out of your league?
This mag used to get it right, pre the media-mainstream Matthew McConaughey days, picking the likes of Johnny Depp, Jude Law and young Brad Pitt to grace its covers. Those were real men.
So leave it to the A.T. to take over Stud Watch for the summer. Our pick for the Bachelor title?
Bradley Cooper. He's a triple-threat: ridiculously attractive in a messy-but-sweet-'n'-sex way, has game (he recently bedded Jennifer Aniston) and has talent (The Hangover, 'nuff said).
Now, don't freak Twi lovers, because this is so not Robert Pattinson's throne. First of all, we've already started the campaign for the title Rob really deserves: Sexiest Man Alive (runner-up is True Blood hottie Ryan Kwanten). Plus, in our Robsten-lovin' hearts, Pattz isn't a bachelor!
Who do you think deserves the summer reign? Take our poll and hit the comments with your hottie choices.