Nick Jonas Makes Rest of Twittervese Look Lazy

Jonas Brothers' Twitter Page twitter.com/Jonasbrothers

Nick Jonas is 16 years old, releasing his fourth studio album today, reconnecting with Miley, and a recent high school graduate: "I'm happy to announce I have graduated! Class of 09! Congrats to everyone else who has also graduated this year! -Mr. President (Nick)" Someone's an overachiever...

Just let it go, Al Roker: "Hello, United States of Twitterville. Got a late start as my Internet died at home. Must be Heidi and Spencer jamming my signal." Actually, never mind, this is fun.

Well, if exclamation points are any indication of who's most excited about their Teen Choice Awards nominations, Demi Lovato beats Miley and the Tiz with a grand total of 11: "I've been nominated for 3 Teen Choice awards!!!!! I've never been nominated for anything like this... I'm so happy!!! Yayyy!!!"

• Stephanie Pratt made this alarming announcement: "I JUST BECAME AN AUNT AGAIN!!!! Congrats to my older sissy and her healthy newborn baby girl!!!!!!! Im crying! Im such a nerd!! So happy!!!!" So, there are more Pratts out there? Scary. Also, stop with all the exclamation points, everyone!!!

We are no longer responsible for Paris Hilton, she's all yours, Dubai: "Dubaii is Hot! Literally Hot! It's almost 10pm here and its 90 degrees out."

Lindsay Lohan quips: "I just almost 'mean girls style' attacked a girl!" That would be funny if we weren't so concerned that this might actually happen one day soon and it will not be pretty.

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