With only two more weeks before their giant robot movie opens, Transformers 2 stars Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox are already starting to run out of fresh personal anecdotes to share with the media.
We're worried they may have been wrung dry: They're starting to recycle quotes like Hollywood recycles nostalgic '80s children cartoons.
Shia LaBeouf is on the cover of this weekend’s Parade talking about his favorite topic—again—his naked hippie mom.
"My humor came from seeing my parents have sex, smoke weed, my mom being naked—just weird hippie stuff, twisted R-rated humor."
Gross, Shia. It's OK if sometimes you want to keep certain private details about your parents to yourself. Or just make something else up, a trip to Tuscany or scuba diving at the Great Barrier Reef. Something fresh, yes?
Meanwhile, his supersexy costar Megan Fox is back to proclaiming how "sexy and intelligent" she is in a new ET interview.
To her credit, though, she does give us a new famous-person lament:
"There have been times [when] people don't want to hang out with me because they don't want to end up on the Internet. I sometimes just turn around and go back home and don't do anything and have to have someone go do my grocery shopping."
Poor Megs is so famous she has to have other people do run her errands! Thankfully, having people to do your bidding is one of the perks of being a famous, so we're not sure if that's a win-win or a lose-win or something else.
Ugh, no reason to trying to make sense of it, just flip the hair.
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