Twitterverses: Mariah Carey Can Only Get So Excited About New Singles Anymore

Mariah Carey's Twitter Page twitter.com/MariahCarey

Mariah Carey is only a little bit excited about releasing her next single, named after the movie in which Beyoncé head-butts Ali Larter: "The 1st single from my new album 'Memoirs of an imperfect angel' is called 'Obsessed' and will be at radio next tuesday. I'm a lil' excited!"

Good one, Ashton Kutcher: "Remind me to never asphyxiate myself while masterbating in bangkok. It just confused people." Too soon? Yes, too soon.

Katy Perry confirms that Beyoncé is the best: "Beyonce is a living legend, this is true. I might have seen one of the best shows I ever saw tonight. Bitch can back it up!!!"

Emmy Rossum needs help: "Umm... Can someone explain to me how exactly I can "turn my swag on"?.... I'm confused..." Sure Emmy, it's like this, not like this.

Lauren Conrad is working hard at fake writing her books: "Just finished the first draft of my second book... So happy."

The way Meghan McCain yells at people on Twitter is always fun: "hey a--hole with the camera phone, what are you gonna do with that pic? put it on your facebook page titled 'mccain chick buying grapes'?"

We don't yell at you on Twitter, we just provide useful celebrity news updates 'cause we care. Follow us @eonline

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