Miguel Aguilar/INFphoto.com• Newly bobbed Selena Gomez is not dating shirtless wolfboy Taylor Lautner. She says, "He's one of my good friends. I'm single—definitely single." This means Taylor is still availalbe, which is good for some people, just remember the kid is 17 years old.
• So enough of you saw The Hangover this weekend to make it No. 1 at the box office, which calls for a little Zach Galifianakis awkward interview fun time since he was the best in that movie, duh. And, of course, there's always Between Two Ferns.
• Now everyone is trying to take away Jon Gosselin's dog friends. :(
• We just have to make sure everyone saw Ryan Seacrest's yearbook photo on Conan last Friday.
• Lady Gaga needs to know: Do leggings with ass cutouts count as pants? Because that's what she's wearing now.
• All right, Megan Fox, just calm down. You're wearing a bright purple dress with a slit up to there, how much more attention do you need?
Kristen Stewart looks like a happy, normal person in today's Big Pic, which is rare and she should try it more often.