Rise 'n' Shine: Vot Is Brüno Doing to Zis Model?
Thu., Jun. 4, 2009 5:51 AM PDT by Breanne L. Heldman
• Sacha Baron Cohen's Brüno plays leap frog with supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio for the cover of British Marie Claire and offers a fashion guide from A to Z. Here's a taste: "O is for...ORLANDO BLOOM. He's basically obsessed mit me. I don't vant to use ze word stalker, but ven ich vas at Milan Fashion Veek I stayed at ze Hotel Malecci. Guess who checked in to ze same hotel two hours later…Orlando Bloom. Coincidence? Ich don't think so." Yeah, this might actually be even funnier than that staged bit with Eminem.
• Chris Pine and Audrina Patridge call it quits. So that happened, we guess, if they were ever really dating in the first place.
• Models don't seem to like Kristin Cavallari any better than her Hills castmates.
• Apparently, if you're Hugh Jackman, strollers are disposable.
• Even Clay Aiken's own charity wants nothing to do with him.
• Dear James Franco: Not cool. Love, Rise 'n' Shine
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