If what we saw on The Hills were anything like the characters' real lives, we might still be watching this show.
Audrina Patridge seems to have gotten herself into many penile pickles. For starters, she was "coincidentally" seated next to nonboyfriend Chris Pine. Aud claims it was totally by chance, not because she's gone on dates with him. Wonder what MTV strings her people had to pull for that stunt to happen? We all know she’s benefiting from this publicity more than he is.
Despite (in our opinion) the poor managerial judgment of Pine's people there, the Hills honey had more drama on Movie Awards night than just that.
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Even tho Ms. Patridge claimed to Ryan Seacrest nothing happened between herself and Brody Jenner, Brody's BFF, Frankie Delgado, says otherwise. We asked him, then, if nothing went down, why was all that fake crap staged just for the cameras?
"No, it wasn't at all. Let's just say, despite what [Audrina and Brody] are telling people, Audrina and Jayde are not OK."
Jayde Nicole is Brody's Playmate girlfriend, who accompanied him to the awards, and the death glares she was shooting A.P. made it pretty obvious that some freaky crap went on with A & B.
So let's get this straight—everyone knows The Hills is mostly fake, and the actual real drama that goes down with all these people is purposely lied about and kept out of the show? Why? This makes no sense.
Stephanie Pratt and Lo Bosworth chimed in that Kristin Cavallari might have a hand in changing all that, though.
"She's here to create as much drama for the show as possible, and she doesn't care how she does it," the girls 'fessed.
Stephanie said it isn't set in stone that Ms. Cavallari will be the one narrating next season.
"It's not going to be [Kristin] for sure. I want Heidi to do it. Kristin bitched me out for absolutely no reason, so, yeah, I don't know what I think about her. Producers are still deciding, I think."
Not gonna lie, we're down with Ms. Cavallari being back in the picture. Maybe she can actually make this show watchable again.