Falling snugly in the Who Cares? department, newly single Gretchen Bonaduce is re-inventing herself. But, if you tune in hoping to see her frog-throated ex Danny, looks like you're out of luck.

What will it take for fickle Dan to appear?

Gold, by cracky! Danny wants the gold! You can just imagine him squatting in a hollow tree, drooling over a chest of glowing bullion like a crazed, mutant elf. Can't you?

We can.