Mike/Fame Pictures, AP Photo/Matt SaylesIt's supposed to be the young and fun awards show, but tonight's MTV Movie Awards seems to be the same old clash of bloated Hollywood egos—at least judging by the preshow seating arrangement squabbles.
According to gossip mavens at Page Six, "A producer looked at the original seating chart and realized the whole thing had to be reworked because so many people in the house hated one another."
Read on to get your fill of the ill will.
The former music television channel's stars seemed to be causing most of the rhubarb: Reality star Whitney Port reportedly had to be moved away from Twilight's Kristen Stewart, since Whit had dissed the vampire flick as "really bad" and dinged Stewart as "one-dimensional." Seriously, though, isn't that one dimension more than Whitney's shown?
Meanwhile, the entire cast of The Hills had to put distance between themselves and their costar Audrina Patridge because, in the overheard words of one producer, "everyone on the show hated her." (We don't think Audrina minded, though. She was reportedly moved near her rumored current love interest, Star Trek hunk du jour, Chris Pine.)
Similarly, Paris Hilton had to be moved away from The Hills cast after recently calling the show "so lame and fake" and "cheesy."
Kettle, meet Pot; Pot, meet Kettle. Still, we're looking forward to this friction getting combustible. As Paris used to always say, "That's hot." Here's hoping the show is as superheated as the seating chart drama.