Summit Entertainment• What do you make of the new New Moon one-sheet poster? Kristen Stewart is still pouting, Robert Pattinson is still broody and hot, and Taylor Lautner is still fighting for his place. Sounds just like real life!
• T.I.'s probation officer has a rough life. He's attending the rapper's numerous farewell parties and pickin' up the ladies. Being a government employee must be nice.
• Gwyneth Paltrow and Scarlett Johansson star in the superhot upcoming catfight flick Clash of the Iron Maidens.
• Forget Forrest Gump. To Kevin Bacon, life is like stepping in a pile of dog doo.
• Guys can thank us later for linking to this new Transformers 2 pic of Megan Fox all in leather. Ladies can thank us when they take a good look at her less-than-perfect skin. Yeah, we know.
• Dear Kelly Clarkson: We love you and we're tired of talking about your weight, so please don't force our hands by talking about your gut. Love, Rise 'n' Shine
Who wouldn't want to dive into our Poolside Partying gallery with Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge and a pair of pineapples?