No room for corns or bunions up in these elegant, witchy Jimmy Choos, allegedly worn by one Joan Rivers on actual red carpets. Whether there were celebrities around we can't say. They are monogramed, however, but that could also mean Julia Roberts. Or Judge Reinhold.

Now, thanks to Ebay, you can squeeze your own pedal extremities into these 6 1/2 beauties, or swill champagne from them, or simply huff them quietly as you watch the final episode of Celebrity Apprentice (or The Muppets Take Manhattan) again and again.