twitter.com/aplusk• All Ashton Kutcher could come up with for his CNN punk was leaving Ding Dongs outside one of Ted Turner's restaurants and unfurl a banner of his Twitter name over the CNN logo in Atlanta. Pretty weak stuff, but here's a video, if you have nothing to do for the next six minutes.
• It's a sad day in Disney Tweenland. Miley Cyrus's heart needs a vacation, Demi Lovato doesn't know who her true friends are, and iTunes doesn't have enough Friends episodes for Selena Gomez. No one said growing up was easy, kids.
• Papa Joe speaks the truth.
• Shanna Moakler was crying on Ryan today, but it's cool. Look at what she comes home to. Also, poetry.
• Who's going to volunteer to make sure Heidi & Spencer and Miley & Justin never have a double date?
• Tweet Topic: Seriously, what's with being broken all the time, Twitter? You're going to lose Larry King...
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