Bill Boatman• Nick Cannon zings Eminem, renaming him Slim Lamey, for making Mariah Carey jokes. Mr. Carey blogs, "Not only has his music not evolved, but also homeboy is still obsessed with my wife, the same female that wouldn't let him get to second base from eight years ago." If you like that serious burn, just wait until you read the rest of the 1,400 words.
• Didn't Jessica Simpson learn her lesson the first time about proper stage attire? This better not mean another Vanity Fair cover where the writer just calls her fat.
• Ginnifer Goodwin tries her hardest to be edgy and fashion forwardy in the new W. Pretty big fail.
• Amy Winehouse's comeback performance was just as big a mess as they've always been.
• Here's a Michael Phelps sex story. "Why would I want such a thing?" you might be asking yourself. We don't have the answer to that. Sorry.
Is that a Clooney in our Big Pic or are we just dreaming. Yep, it's legit!