Link Party: Wishing Dina Lohan a Happy Mother's Day

Fri., May. 8, 2009 3:58 PM PDT by

Dina Lohan, Ali Lohan FAME

• All right, everyone. Dina Lohan wants us to chill with the Lindsay-is-corrupting-her-15-year-old-sister-with-hard-partying stuff until after Mother's Day. Cool. For now, Dina is home-school teacher of the year.

• Can everyone just put their naked pictures and sex tapes on the Internet already so it's no longer news when they leak?

• Seal and Heidi Klum are having a girl. They're out of baby details now, right? At least until it's born.

• Oh, man, aren't you glad you're not Sandra Bullock; she's got a hard lesson ahead of her.

• Wow, we had no idea how important our work was until today. Apparently, we are the historians of Paris Hilton's life; she relies on us to keep track of her. That's a pretty big responsibility when you think about it—keeping track of the busiest person on the planet.

• Something bad happened to Sacha Baron Cohen when he was bleaching the hair that is not on his head. We're nice folk here who love America, so you'll have to go elsewhere to read about it.

Don't leave Beyoncé hanging in the Big Pic; it's embarrassing. Just wave hello, that's all you have to do.

Hey, we're real hip to the Twitter now @eonline.

Print Share on Facebook Share 17 Comments
filed under afternoon fix

View Next Articles

17 Comments

Now loading...

Add Your Comment!

Guests

E! Online members

Register | Forgot password?

Play nice and have fun. And please, no HTML tags or special characters including [&*#()!@$].
You've got 1000 characters left.

Post Comment

The Big Picture

Coffee Mates A-Rod and Kate know nothing says it's the holiday season like nifty flavored drinks from Starbucks!

More Photos
GRAB & SHARE
Hello, you either have JavaScript turned off or an old version of Adobe's Flash Player. Get the latest Flash player.
Click Here

Our Partners

  • Huffington Post
  • PopEater

Get Your E! News Now

Text ENEWS to 4INFO (44636) for daily celeb news alerts

Standard messaging rates apply.

Did you know you can grab smokin' hot E! Online news, review and gossip through our RSS service?

New to RSS feeds? Learn more >>

Birthdate:

Enter your full birthdate:

  • Opt in for Breaking News Alerts

has been subscribed to the E! News Now Newsletter.

To change your settings, go to your preferences.

Hello, you either have JavaScript turned off or an old version of Adobe's Flash Player. Get the latest Flash player.