• Finally an explanation for Jessica Simpson on the cover of Vanity Fair. The mag's PR director says, "She's at a crossroads in her career" and "says a lot about the nature of celebrity in America." Right, and then there's this: "And she looks pretty decent in a swimsuit, contrary to recent reports." Ah, bingo. The fat thing. It's always the fat thing.
• Taylor Swift's new music is once again completely adorable, even if it is a less fun rip-off of Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend."
• Spencer Pratt owns up to his and his wife's (ugh, it's weird calling Heidi that) fame-whoring ways: "Heidi and I do we love fame. We’re honored to be famous. We feel blessed to be famous. We pray every day to stay famous. It’s the most fun. That’s our mentality with fame."
• Will Little Ashes hurry up and premiere so we can stop with the Robert Pattinson man-on-man sex clips. It's really not that big of deal.
• Spoiler alert: This isn't going to end well.
Jennifer Garner asks the tough question in Big Pic: Is your mama a llama? Well, is she?