Last time we checked in on Britney's tour, she was having a little fun with live mics: calling San Jose "Sacramento," giving out advice like "don't smoke weed," riling her audience with the always-effective "We're gonna rock it out with our cocks out!", expressing her embarrassment over wardrobe malfunctions and just yelling "bitch" because why not?
But during Wednesday-night's Oakland show, things took a turn for the serious during the acrobatic sex portion of her show.
In the middle of "Touch of My Hand," two leather daddies descended from the ceiling to take her up to that sexual-awakening land in the sky. But then that dang weave got in the way.
And when that happens, sometime a girl's gotta sacrifice a weave track or two for the sake of a good time. Unfortunately, her mic wasn't on for any "My weave's fallin' out!" commentary.