Aficionados know well that the sheer, low-rent sheen of base entertainment on Rock of Love Bus has dropped faster than Bret Michaels' jowls since the drunk blond girls got the boot, but Bret still gets his kicks.
In fact, innuendo king Michaels reveals a personal kink as Penthouse Pet Taya rides a "long cable." If he could get her to cross the Golden Gate bridge his head would explode.