Who knew clean cut, all-American cowboy singer Clint Black was a closet laundry detergent perv? Yes, we have Donald Trump to thank for that revelation.

And speaking of giving thanks, a tip of the Soupy brim to the parents marketing their wee spawn on Toddlers and Tiaras; the garishly dressed beauty pageant tyke of today is the troubled reality show honey of tomorrow. 

Tune in tonight for more brutal truths on a new Soup at 10 p.m. ET/PT.