We've Tried, but Ashton and Demi Still Creep Us Out

Ashton Kutcher, Details Magazine Steven Klein for Details Magazine
We are adults. We can accept Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore’s 15-year age difference without snickering. We can. We’re totally postfeminist, Hollywood cool.

That is...until Demi Moore opens her mouth.

Whenever Demi plays the nagging wife, she can’t help but come off as Ashton’s mommy. For a minute on SNL this week, when Demi held up a pair of short-shorts and scolded Ashton for considering wearing them, we forgot she wasn’t his mom.

And now in an upcoming issue of Details, Ashton ends his loooong (but unrevealing) interview when Demi calls him home for supper.

We’re not kidding. Like June Cleaver or some such.

We wonder if, when they feel like getting kinky, Demi spanks him or just gives him a time-out.

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