• Gasp! Miley Cyrus tells Teen Vogue she's just not that into Robert Pattinson and she doesn't think her fans are, either. The Disney star is getting more and more negative in her old age, also making some not-so-nice comments about Las Vegas that are sure to have the tourism board in a huff.
• Viggo Mortensen may be stepping out of the acting saddle, but he has a history of saying such things.
• Toby Keith has some beef with Ethan Hawke and Kris Kristofferson. It's all very country.
• Mickey Rourke and Bai Ling are not an item, but, if you need a little romance, Big Love's Ginnifer Goodwin has a new man.
• Seth Rogen thinks bulimia jokes are funny. We don't.
• Dear Jennifer Aniston: We're glad you looked great at the David Lynch Foundation event, but we're more interested in hearing how the Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr reunion went. Love, Rise 'n' Shine
If it weren't for Jay-Z, you might have mistaken Beyoncé for Jennifer Lopez in today's Big Picture gallery!