Richard Harding, PacificCoastNews.com• LeAnn Rimes' sweeping "Please watch my Nora Roberts Lifetime movie tomorrow at 9 p.m.!" love affair continues today with tales of her husband's questionable sexuality. Whatever happens with this whole mess, it won't nearly be as awesome as the posters for these Nora Roberts movies.
• Ed Westwick insists he loves girls so much it's ridiculous that he makes out with girls in public—though not George Michael public. So everyone calling him and Chace Crawford gay? Your argument is invalid.
• Nicole Richie is looking a lot like a certain singer lady who looks like other singer ladies.
• Madonna has tired of her shiny new Jesus toy already.
• You know, Taylor Momsen's right. Shirts are stupid. It would be way better if everyone just covered themselves with puppies.
• Michelle Obama is the most fabulous gardener ever.
Oh, hey Hugh Jackman, cool Big Pic scooter, but what's that over there? Yeah, we just stole his scooter.