Dave Hogan/Getty Images• Everyone's trying to turn Slumdog Millionaire's Dev Patel and Freida Pinto into a real-life couple. We just don't see that happening—they seem like besties to us.
• Oh no—trouble is brewing in Olsen Twinland! M.K. and Ashley might be in some sort of fight that prevents them from partying with Mischa Barton together. Or Mischa has a strict one-twin-at-a-time policy so she doesn't get confused.
• Just in time for Kate Winslet's victory weekend, let's meet the other, less fortunate Winslet girls who "toil in obscurity."
• See, it is possible to make a poignant video of Mickey Rourke walking into a tanning salon. Rourke FTW!
• So this is what Charlie Sheen's clothing line is going to look like. Who's ready to preorder?
• Really, you don't want to not recognize Tori Spelling; otherwise she'll bring out the scary mad face.
Yep, Harlow Madden is just as cute today in our Big Pic gallery as she was yesterday, just like how Angelina's still perfect and Joaquin's still a bum.