How Can I Write to Angelina Jolie?

You can't. And more answers to your burning Q's!

With so much gay talent in Hollywood, why aren't more people opposing Prop. 8?
—Matthew, Berkeley

For the same reason that most celebrities don't endorse or oppose anything. As much as celebrity stumping annoys the Real America, far more stars stay out of the political arena than jump into it. When Chace Crawford starts spouting off about farm animal cruelty, call me. Meantime, you'll have to settle for Brad Pitt and Spielberg and Molly Ringwald and Ellen, all of whom have officially spoken out against the California initiative, which would ban same-sex marriage.

How can I write to Angelina Jolie?
—Fiona

You don't. A call and email to her manager went unanswered, which, I must assume, means she doesn't want your letters. Call her the Ringo Starr of movies.

Hey B!tch, do you know what poem was read during ER on Abby's departure episode? Thanks.
—Shelley

It came pretty close to a passage from the Book of Job in certain versions of the Bible.

Brenda Song: Is there any dirt on her?
—Hales

Someone tried to use her photo in an ad for an escort service, but even that didn't take. Song has sued the people who misused the photo, and that's that.

Do you really know everything? For instance, what am I thinking of Heidi Montag right now?
—Beth

Oh, the violence in that brain. It's like Minority Report in there. Think about French bulldog puppies and Dakota Fanning instead. Your brain will be flossed clean in two to four days.

Did Holly and Hef really break up?
—Juliana

Yes already!

Hey, who's really short?
—Gamma

Kristin Chenoweth. At 4 feet 11 inches, she's somewhere between a garden gnome and a very talented alfalfa sprout.

Is Jay Manuel gay or straight? I'd love to know, cuz I think he's burnin' hot—and I'm a married woman with two kids!
—Anon

Gay. Another day, another dream crushed.

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