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What was Shanna Moakler's Miss USA talent?!

I have searched the Internet near and far and I cannot find what Shanna Moakler's (married to Travis Barker) Miss USA talent was. Do you have any idea what it is?

By: Kristy, Maryland

A.B. Replies: No. But that's only because the Miss USA pageant doesn't have a talent category. How could Ali Landry have won the title in '96 if she had had to, like, twirl a baton or something? My own special talent: answering your questions in tightly packed monthly segments known as Lightning Rounds. Observe, and be amazed.

I heard the weirdest thing this morning. Is Sean Penn dead?
Becky Schinabeck, Palm Beach, Florida

No. However, Penn's brother and fellow actor, Chris Penn, died suddenly on Jan. 24 of yet-undetermined causes. Chris Penn appeared as Nice Guy Eddie Cabot in Reservoir Dogs.

Is it true that Christina Aguilera will be performing at the Grammys with Herbie Hancock?
Jen, Phoenix

No. Per the Grammy PR machine, Aguilera and Hancock will not merely perform, they will "hit the stage together for the first time in an exclusive Grammys moment."

What exactly is an infinity pool?
Dee-Ann, Charlotte, North Carolina

This.

I would like to know the names of O.J. Simpson's brothers and sisters.
Janice, West Roxbury, Massachusetts

Carmelita and Shirley are his sisters. His brother is Melvin.

I want to know if Eminem is marrying Kim.
Mimi Roberts, California

Marshall Mathers and Kim Mathers remarried Jan. 14. For the record, that is just over six years after Eminem debuted that song about maybe slashing Kim's throat and shoving her in a trunk or something. But who's counting?

I always liked Rhea Seehorn of the short-lived comedy I'm with Her, and according to most sites, she was supposed to costar on Courting Alex, the new Jenna Elfman comedy. But she's not on the show. What happened?
Vanessa Lutz, New York

She was cut from the cast after shooting the original pilot, a CBS spokesman tells this B!tch. The show was recast with the fine folks you now see on there.

How hard is it to become famous?
Lauren, Fort Collins, Colorado

No idea. This B!tch has always been famous.

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