Ask the Answer B!tch

She's here to help

Burning Q's: Vanishing Tats & MILF-y Hotness

Cameron Diaz, What Happens in Vegas 20th Century Fox

What's up with MILF-qualified Cameron Diaz being cast in What Happens in Vegas? Since she's closer to 40 than she is to 30, the movie looks creepy/ridiculous.
—K.S.

Funny, I just assumed Ashton Kutcher was a method actor. His real-life wife, Demi Moore, is 45, you know. Let's answer more, more, more of your burning Q's!

Is Hannah Montana being replaced because of Miley's Vanity Fair picture?
—Kayla, Redmond, Wash.

Of course not. Much ballyhoo has been made about that new moppet waiting in the wings. But Disney also insists that Miley isn't going anywhere. Which should surprise exactly no one. Disney may stand for wholesome entertainment, but it's also a publicly held company with throat-chewing stockholders demanding profits every quarter. Cyrus may have made a stupid mistake, posing in a fake bed sheet and draping herself across her dad like an underage sing-song girl at an opium den, but she also heads a franchise worth—and this is not a typo—$1 billion.

How do they make a celebrity's tattoos disappear in movies?
—Nikki

Sometimes they don't. Seen the teaser posters for Jolie's upcoming assassin flick Wanted? Those tats are their own separate, precision hit squad, woman! But to answer your question, makeup artists use industry-grade paint made by companies such as Dermablend or Kryolan.

I've heard Lindsay Lohan is gonna guest star in Ugly Betty, and Britney is back on How I Met Your Mother. Do they want to win an Emmy or what?
—Manuel, Venezuela

No, just the relief that comes with knowing they didn't accidentally leave their talent back in rehab.

Got a question about Hollywood? ASK IT!

Oh, and be my fan on Facebook, 'kay?

Read More

19 Comments

  • 1.

    D.K. CLASSY Wed, May 7, 2008 11:54 AM

    What is the deal with these washed-up, straight-from-rehab, mediocre wanna be pop stars trying to be taken seriously as actresses/actors? The same goes for high-fashion runway models....??? People who idolize these celebs have problems in their own lives and heart. The emptiness in society is due to not having a personal relationship with Jesus Christ.

    Report
  • 2.

    Philo Wed, May 7, 2008 12:05 PM

    When for the love of God will people stop feeling sorry for Jennifer Aniston? Its been three years now and people still blaming Jolie for taking away her man. GET OVER IT!! Its sooo oblivious what he wanted all along...a BIG FAMILY and went where it was available Dea!

    Report
  • 3.

    Mel Wed, May 7, 2008 12:27 PM

    I disagree, because that would imply that Lindsay Lohan had talent before she entered rehab. And we all know that she didn't.

    Report
  • 4.

    Foobar Wed, May 7, 2008 12:47 PM

    LOL, someone who reads E Online complaining about people who idolize celebrities. Look at the beam in your own eye, "Classy".

    Report
  • 5.

    FiveMillionShirts Com Wed, May 7, 2008 12:48 PM

    When are you going to stop steeping yourselves in this crap and do something worthwhile? www FiveMillionShirts com

    Report
  • 6.

    Patty Wed, May 7, 2008 12:55 PM

    What is wrong with you, K.S.??? I just looked it up--Cameron Diaz was born in 1972 and Ashton Kutcher was born in 1978--6 years difference!!!!! I guess it is fine that Hollywood continually casts 40 or 50-something men with 20-something girls, but god forbid that it casts a woman who is 36 to play the love interest for a man who is 30. Whatever...

    Report
  • 7.

    35 * 40 Wed, May 7, 2008 1:04 PM

    I'd like to know, since when is 35 closer to 40 than 30???

    Report
  • 8.

    40 and proud Wed, May 7, 2008 1:06 PM

    And what the heck is so "creepy/ridiculous" about being 40?!?!

    Report
  • 9.

    Patty Wed, May 7, 2008 1:14 PM

    Oops--I stand corrected, she is 35, not 36. Explain to us again A.K. why a 35-year-old woman and a 30-year-old man looks "creepy/ridiculous"?

    Report
  • 10.

    Huck Finn Wed, May 7, 2008 1:46 PM

    HA! You should have seen her on www.thehumanhybrid.com * Freaking HYSTERICAL!!!

    Report
  • 11.

    Milf lover Wed, May 7, 2008 2:09 PM

    The only reason I read this post is because you used MLF in the headline. Keep up the good work.

    Report
  • 12.

    busta Wed, May 7, 2008 3:50 PM

    whats MILF

    Report
  • 13.

    busta Wed, May 7, 2008 3:50 PM

    whats MILF

    Report
  • 14.

    busta Wed, May 7, 2008 3:50 PM

    whats MILF

    Report
  • 15.

    blingo Wed, May 7, 2008 4:25 PM

    Milf * Mother I would like to eff. And Cameron Diaz does not qualify unless she had a secret pregnancy. Morons.

    Report
  • 16.

    milf struck Wed, May 7, 2008 4:53 PM

    MILF now thats a pleasant acronym to use when aiming for a kids audience. tell me Leslie are you a milf out looking for good bang, what about your mom, is she a nice loose piece of tail out screwing everyone she sees. you wondxer why teens are ripping off their close but you use acronyms like MILF, Americans can be so stupid sometimes

    Report
  • 17.

    mikey Wed, May 7, 2008 7:49 PM

    Y'all are all on about cameron but I think america needs to chill with the miley spatter. The pics she did are art not ***** Somehow I don't think her DAD would commit to **** with his own daugher for the world to see. Ok Ok he is/was? a country singer but we can't really hold that against him for this now can we? I don't think it was a stupid mistake and for all the people who do "what business is it of yours?!" I ask? That is all

    Report
  • 18.

    Caroline Miniscule Wed, May 7, 2008 8:01 PM

    >>>The emptiness in society is due to not having a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. And your relationship is evidenced by your rather vicious comments previous to this little gem. How's *your* relationship with the big JC?

    Report
  • 19.

    funkychild Wed, May 7, 2008 8:41 PM

    Yes Americans can be stupid, but as your post proves, we don't have the market cornered.

    Report

Add Your Comment!

Guests

E! Online members

Register | Forgot password?

Play nice and have fun. And please, no HTML tags. You've got 1000 characters left.

Post Comment

Podcast

Answer B!tch: $50,000 to Party?

  • Who gets paid big just to show up at a club? Do stars get married to sell albums? Plus, Speidi bashing and dog travel

Answer B!tch: Mariah's Many Minions

  • How many hangers-on does a diva keep on staff? Does Brad Pitt fly coach? Plus: A-list body-hair secrets.

Answer B!tch: Lindsay's Li'l Buddy

  • How much scratch do paparazzi make? Why can't Mariah act? And what's with Lohan and that Ronson chick?

Answer B!tch: Miley's Memoir Bombshell!

  • Is Paris really doing a dog-care show? How long will Britney live? Plus: Details on the Cyrus book!
Got a query about how Hollywood works? Ask it!

Get Your E! News Now

Text ENEWS to 4INFO (44636) for daily celeb news alerts

Standard messaging rates apply.

Did you know you can grab smokin' hot E! Online news, review and gossip through our RSS service?

New to RSS feeds? Learn more >>

Birthdate:

Enter your full birthdate:

has been subscribed to the E! News Now Newsletter.

To change your settings, go to your preferences.