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Is Twitter Totally Over for Celebs?
Twitter may be the perfect way to find out what your fave celebs are eating for lunch—or to get a quick peek at Demi Moore's ass, thanks to hubby Ashton. But is the fun social network device now getting to be more trouble than it's worth?
Hung's Jane Adams (a doll we totally love) was caught dine-and-dashing at Barney Greengrass restaurant recently, via her stilted waiter's Twitter account. Tsk-tsk, babe!
She had her rep go back to the eatery and pay the bill the next day, but the deal had already been tweeted online.
Adams, at least, had less to worry about than the angry server, who ended up being fired for tweet-bitching about the incident (in addition to providing reports on other celebrities he's served).
But that may be just the beginning of Twitter backlash...
Are You Smarter Than a Gossip Columnist? Happily Ever After Edition!
We always bitch 'bout how many celeb romances are for show or faux. Well, according to one gal who has recently worked with a Hollywood power duo, this par-tick famous pair is in it for the long haul.
Think you know which age-challenged couple actually might beat the odds despite the rumors?
Betchya you'll be surprised at the answer...
Truth, Lies & Ted: Who's the Twilight Outcast?
What advice did Jenna Dewan give out so you could nab yourself a Channing Tatum? Did Mila Kunis tweet Ashton Kutcher at a very dirty time? Plus, which Twilight star is on Summit's Pissed List this week? All this and much, much more in today's Truth, Lies & Ted!
Back to School Madness! Which Couple Is Homecoming Royalty?
When choosing this category, we could have settled for something like Cutest Couple, Couple Most Likely to Last or Most Likely to Stay Married. But seeing as this is Hollywood and we're dealing with the crème de la crème (in some cases), the best couple has to be given a better title than any of those!
That's why Homecoming King and Queen is the prestigious label being awarded to whomever the student body elects for this one. Style, grace and a general feeling of envy should accompany whichever couple is chosen!
Who's Oozing Obnoxious Ego: Ashton or Anne?
Ashton Kutcher is probably on top of the world right now. The model-turned-actor-turned-producer is making a big splash with his newest acting gig (the movie Spread), his newest producing gig (the Mischa Barton vehicle The Beautiful Life on the CW) and his personal life (the latest rumor is that Demi Moore changed her name to Demi Kutcher).
It's like everywhere you go in H'wood these days, you're bound to hear or read something Ashton-related. That's gotta be doing some huge things for his big...ego, right?
Meanwhile, costarring with Kutcher in Spread is that dizzy diva Anne Heche. She's got that HBO show Hung, which is performing well, albeit a little lukewarm. And before that, she was in the spotlight for her cancelled ABC comedy Men in Trees. And before that for being sexually confused and enmeshed in interplanetary pickles.
So whose ego is getting too big for their britches, and who is turning heads for being so gosh-darn levelheaded?
Hey, Celebs—Be Careful What You Tweet!
Hell froze over, hons! Someone actually deciphered something Courtney Love was saying on her Twitter account (lord knows we've tried—and failed), and now the weird, warbling babe is getting sued.
Designer Dawn Simorangkir of Boudoir Queen is suing C.L. for defamation and a bunch of nasty-ass distress for Court angrily tweeting about getting billed for custom clothes. Love's Twitter mess comes right after Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban was fined $25,000 by the NBA for bitch-tweeting about how his team was poorly refereed during a game.
What's next? Getting arrested for "poking" someone on Facebook? Or Jennifer Aniston's dumped bitch, John Mayer…
Morning Piss: Ashton and Demi Let Them Eat Cake!
Leave it to railing noise complainer Ashton Kutcher and his placating spouse, Demi Moore, to not see the busted economy through their glitzy party planning.
As was just revealed, Ash 'n' Demi 'n' Madge are planning their second annual superexclusive Oscar fete at Guy Oseary's posh pad in the hills again. It will be even more fab than Elton John's exclusive job (which is so overtaking Vanity Fair's diminishing hold on postshow do's, if it hasn't already).
Also distinctive in another fashion from Sir Elton's party: No charity has been designated by Ashton & Co. John's supersmart that way; he made his lovely and debauched affair an AIDS benefit even before this town—and its working-person morale—went to pot, and I don't mean the Michael Phelps kind.
What Ashton and his fellow party givers need to do—and forgive me, I'm not aware of this, perhaps they already have?—is to have a damn pot at the front door for the majority of folks in this town who are out of work, out of their homes and damn well near going out of their friggin' minds! I don't mean the stars and studio execs who are sitting pretty, I mean the folks who work well below this ritzy crowd (and there are hundreds of thousands of them!).
This is so like when Ashton complained he couldn't sleep because of the hammering next door to his house. At least he has a house! Why not take this Oscar opportunity to take a collection for people who can't celebrate so ostentatiously right now?
Caught! Miley Cyrus Coincidentally Wants Sushi?
Miley Cyrus, spotted chowing down on some rainbow rolls at a random Sushi restaurant in a strip mall (sketch!) off Sunset. Little Cyrus must have gotten a craving for Japanese food after her second apology earlier for her "unintentionally" racist pics. You know Miles thinks eating sushi at a down-to-earth place means she really does heart Asian-Americans, right?
Another celeb who is no stranger to a camera is...
Caught! Ashton Croons, but Demi Sits Out Karaoke
Is Demi...losing it? Pretty pair Dem and her man, Ashton Kutcher, threw a holiday party for Ash's production company Katalyst at Geisha House on Thursday night.
"[Ashton] was doing karaoke," said the restaurant source. "It was pretty funny." So what was Moore up to then?



