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“When I first met Demi, I was 25 years old, hosting Saturday Night Live, on the cover of Rolling Stone and had the number one show on cable TV and the top show on Fox. I might have thought, ‘I’m a pretty hugely successful young person right now. Why would I want to get married to a woman with three kids and an ex-husband who’s a legendary star?' "

—Ashton Kutcher to Parade.com, explaining how he might have used logic to talk himself out of “the smartest decision” he says he ever made: marrying Demi Moore

At the start of her relationship with Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore had to contend with much more than just “cougar” comments.

For a couple of months into their relationship, cars full of giddy girl fans would reportedly pull up to Ashton’s house at all hours, ring the doorbell and say hello. Sometimes they’d leave notes and stuffed animals.

The What Happens in Vegas star reportedly said that his roommate intercepted the giggly gaggles, but on some occasions it was Moore who answered the door. Can you imagine the girls’ shock?

“Oh, wow. Sorry, ma’am. We didn’t realize Ashton still lived with his mom.”

It's nice to see Cameron Diaz flashing that famous grin of hers once again.

The 35-year-old actress made her first public appearance since the recent passing of her father from pneumonia to attend the Los Angeles premiere of What Happens in Vegas Thursday night.

Looking radiant in a coral-colored minidress, Cam hit the red carpet with costar Ashton Kutcher, and at one point, even broke away from chatting with the press to enthusiastically oversee a screaming match among Diaz versus Kutcher fans in the bleachers for a chance to attend the premiere.

We're cheering for Team Cameron all the way.

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore recently had the Talk with Moore's kids, according to an interview Kutcher gave to Elle (and we read here).

“I knew that one of the girls had had sex and hadn’t really talked to us about it, so I wanted to create an open forum for her. So over Christmas last year, we had a conversation about sex—-all of us except Tallulah, the youngest...and one boyfriend was there."

Awesome. Still, even if it was an open forum, you gotta hope Demi wasn't wearing this "F--k Forever" shirt at the time.

We are adults. We can accept Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore’s 15-year age difference without snickering. We can. We’re totally postfeminist, Hollywood cool.

That is...until Demi Moore opens her mouth.

Whenever Demi plays the nagging wife, she can’t help but come off as Ashton’s mommy. For a minute on SNL this week, when Demi held up a pair of short-shorts and scolded Ashton for considering wearing them, we forgot she wasn’t his mom.

And now in an upcoming issue of Details, Ashton ends his loooong (but unrevealing) interview when Demi calls him home for supper.

We’re not kidding. Like June Cleaver or some such.

We wonder if, when they feel like getting kinky, Demi spanks him or just gives him a time-out.