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Apparently Amy Winehouse's dad isn't the only one who happens to think his daughter's newly augmented breasts are "great."

The singer, and sometimes rapper, showed up today at the Q Awards in London and proudly put her purchased parts on display.

Obviously, for Amy, when life gives you lemons, don't bother making lemonade. 

Just get yourself some bigger lemons.

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At least she chose to cover up below the waist—unlike the folks in our No Pants, No Problem gallery.

The Amy Winehouse trainwreck just keeps chugging along, but at least this time it's taken a comical turn.

The supposedly rehabbed "Rehab" singer is attempting to rap. It's not pretty.

Joining vocalist Zalon in the jam session, she drops some impressive and memorable lines between random shrieks.

"Listen, I can write 10 raps a night / It don't matter, but you know that it's tight," she starts.

It gets better near the halfway point.

"I never knew / I never knew that I, well, I know I'm a Jew / Well, a Jewmaican anyway / If you can smoke bacon, then I reckon that I never knew Zalon was so good at drums / It kind of makes me feel more dumb."

Yeah. You're welcome.

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Keeping with this morning's theme of total ridiculousness, we give you the Hollywood Wedgies gallery.

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Amy Winehouse's cat is, well, quite the cat's meow on Facebook.

If multiple British tabs are to be believed, the "Rehab" crooner has been chatting away under her kitty Shirley's social networking profile. Only, she isn't just talking to fans and randoms. Word is, her cyber pal is none other than her ex-husband, Blake Fielder-Civil.

The two were granted a provisional divorce last month following a tumultuous two-year union. The legal split is set to be finalized Aug. 28. In the meantime, Fielder-Civil has been cleaning up in a countryside rehab center.

According to reports, Shirley has posted several status updates, including one in which she says she loves "Sailor," a known nickname Amy has for her ex.

Blake Incarcerated (yeah, that's another pet name, but not one of Amy's) has an evolving relationship status on his profile, starting with the "single" declaration when he first joined. He's since switched to "it's complicated," and now it supposedly says "married."

One of Shirley's other posts purrs, "Sailor, sort it you're her co-hort. consort still. as you both know you're unswerving. just as much as you're deserving."

We're not sure what that's supposed to mean. We just hope this whole report gets tossed out like a fur ball.

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Let's cross our fingers and hold our breath that these two don't reconcile. In the meantime, check out some much less tragic tails tales in the Big Picture gallery!

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Love is a losing game for Amy Winehouse, but the occasional smack is another matter.

The oft-troubled songbird was acquitted today in London of assaulting a fan who approached her for a photograph during a charity event last September.

Oh Amy, don't say you're no good!

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Remember Amy Winehouse? The island-dwelling, substance-favoring, fan-punching divorcée, who, on occasion, also used to sing a little sometimes?

Well, she's back.

The Grammy winner's long-pending assault trial kicked off in London court this morning, with a prosecutor arguing that the singer exhibited "unjustifiable violence" when she clocked a photo-seeking dancer during a charity ball last September.

Ever the savvy defendant, an attorney for Winehouse—who incidentally stated her name for the record as Amy Jade Civil—said the singer felt both intimidated and downright scandalized by the clearly drunk attendee.

Apparently, the best defense is to claim offense.

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Aw…would ya look at that? Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey have been added to the Big Celebrity Splits gallery. Cue the funeral dirge.

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Amy Winehouse's parents feel their drug-addled daughter needs saving.

"The need to rescue her is enormous," Janis Winehouse tells Britain's ITV News in a segment airing tonight. "It just want her to be OK, and I would do whatever it took to make that right."

The "Rehab" singer was hospitalized for supposed dehydration last month and had to cancel her comeback performance in London. Her father, Mitch, claims she is in a drug-treatment program, but still boozing.

"For the last six months, there's been a remarkable recovery," he tells the news station. "A gradual recovery, which is good. With slight backwards steps—more drink backward steps, if you follow my drift."

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Angelina Jolie looks finger-lickin' good in the Big Picture gallery.

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Just when they thought she was in, they pulled her back out.

In what is likely a surprise to no one, Amy Winehouse has canceled plans to perform in London next week in what would have been her first U.K. appearance of the year.

The concert, scheduled to take place May 31, was one of many gigs planned to celebrate the 50th anniversary of her label, Island Records. It was due to be the final show of the weeklong celebration.

"Amy Winehouse's management has regretfully announced that Amy and her band will no longer be performing at the Shepherd's Bush Empire," her rep said in a statement.

"Amy would like to apologize to her fans who bought tickets for the shows."

No reason was given for the cancellation, though yesterday Britain's Press Association reported that Winehouse was taken to the hospital with chest pains.

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Even Mother Nature couldn't handle Amy Winehouse's lackluster comeback gig.

Heavy rains forced the trouble-ridden British singer to cut short a performance at the St. Lucia Jazz Festival on Friday, her first gig in 2009.

"Amy is very disappointed as St. Lucia has been wonderful to her and its people have welcomed her with open arms, but circumstances beyond anyone's control meant that this special show did not go as planned," said her spokesman, Chris Goodman.

He said the singer and her band "tried to soldier on" despite the storm causing sound and lighting problems.

Fans, however, couldn't have been more pleased, according to the BBC.

"What a wasted talent," said a male concertgoer. "She is on a one-way road to destruction; it's such a shame."

During the hour-long set, Winehouse forgot lyrics, appeared distracted and inadvertently flashed her underwear before walking off the stage. At one point, the 25-year-old chanteuse even told the audience, "Sorry, I'm bored."

"It was disappointing," said another fan. "It is very sad to see, but she is obviously not fit to be on stage."

Last week, Winehouse collapsed in the Caribbean and was treated for dehydration at a local hospital

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U.K. shutterbugs are gonna have to pull out the long lenses if they want a shot of Amy Winehouse from now on.

The 25-year-old "Rehab" singer has won a court order preventing paparazzi from snapping pics outside her north London home, her spokesman confirms to the BBC.

Photographers are now banned from following or approaching Winehouse within 100 yards of the house. The antiharassment injunction is now hanging outside her home in Enfield.

However, all is never well in Winehouse's world.

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