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Tyra Banks: Model or Mogul?

Mon., May. 18, 2009 11:37 AM PDT by Ted Casablanca and Taryn Ryder

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We've already shared our thoughts on how we see Tyra Banks sorta as fashion roadkill in the modeling biz. Seriously, when was the last time you saw this supposed Top Model go get all high fashion on our asses? Ms. Banks is being groomed for bigger and better things now, and you know she's got her sights set on Oprah's throne.

We chatted with CariDee English, winner of America's Next Top Model, cycle 7, to see if the babe would be willing to share her real thoughts on Tyra.

And she did.

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Blab Blab Blab: Tyra Takedown!

Fri., Oct. 31, 2008 9:42 AM PDT by Ted Casablanca

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"Why was she contradicting? One minute, she said she couldn't tell I looked sick, and the next minute, she was saying they didn't want to show me any pity. Ugh, I don't even like that show anymore."

—America's Next Top Model candidate Joslyn Pennywell, when I asked for her thoughts on Tyra Banks, after her big dismissal last week

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Morning Piss: Tyra Banks Is a Skank

Fri., Sep. 26, 2008 4:24 AM PDT by Ted Casablanca

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I love America's Next Top Model as much as the next big-haired bitch. Tons o' vicarious fun, especially Tyra's get-in-yo-face tell-offs. Who does it better? Nobody.

But don't give me that merde about how Isis' transgender sexuality had nothing to do with her dismissal, Missy Banks. What a load of diarrheic crap. You, among many viewers, have complained that Isis doesn't own it enough, which I suppose is on the true side. You also don't like her height, that much is evident (as you always shy away from the shorter girls). But the point is, T.B., you have a history of having on Top the quirky girl just so you can use 'n' abuse her later on. A nearly blind candidate in the past comes to immediate mind, really great stuff for an aspiring catwalker, huh?

Point is, babe, I know tons of leggy, toughass, gorgeous, fierce trannys who would have been razorass hot for the competition. They're not hard to find—even Janice Dickinson has mined that faux femme field successfully. You clearly chose one who was going to fail just for the circus-viewer aspect, and that, my dear, is a very anti-gay thing to do. Shame on you, you talk-show harpy who never let's her "guests" utter one word. Loser!

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