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"Of course everyone's having fun—the economy sucks and the drinks are free!"

Which feeling-no-pain celeb said the above party-hearty quote?

 (a) Sandra Bullock, gypsy-woman hairdo falling by the second
 (b) Angelina Jolie, bored with tweaking Brad's tie for the umpteenth time
 (c) Jeremy Piven, mad with mercury poisoning, and bitter after his Entourage loss

For the cheeky answer to the above, plus a helluva lot more Globes juice, check it out:

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90210's AnnaLynne McCord and Twilight's Kellan Lutz were spotted seductively frolicking in Miami over the holidays, laying their barely dressed bods all over the beach for everyone to see. We had to wonder if this pretty pair was really a couple, since Kel was neck-biting another babe while still on vacay with Anna-L. So we went straight to the source's lips at the People's Choice Awards to find out.

Awful Truth: So are you and Kellan really dating?

AnnaLynne McCord: Oh, he is such a good friend!

Uh-huh. So are Ms. McCord's actions more truthful than her words? Other behind-the-scenes sources affirm to us that the two so aren't the next Zac and Vanessa of tween twosomes—the duo just have the same agent and the same plan to get some more PR. What can we say, it worked. Who knew you were both such good actors?

And don't worry, folks; just cause Ann and Kel ain't smooching each other doesn't mean they're picking out purity rings—says AnnaLynne's costar Rob Estes. "They've both had bite marks on their necks, that's for sure. Who knows if it's from each other!"

—Additional reporting by Taryn Ryder and Becky Bain

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90210's AnnaLynne McCord is superglam, sweet, funny—we hate her.

OK, we kid, we're just a wee bit envious of how likable this gorgeous gal is. We hung out with the blond babe and L.A. Direct Mag cover girl at Hell-Ay's Fashion Week kickoff party at the Kress.

Is she anything like her über-spoiled character, Naomi? We totally wanted Anna-hon to say yes with a sneer, but she claimed she could not be further from the Bev Hills babe...

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“I’m 37. I have nothing to say about the new 90210. Who gives a s--t.”

—Sarah Silverman, when asked her thoughts about the hot new teen show

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Even with the VMA's in town, H'wood was battling with sinful activity in N.Y., Vegas and Toronto. For ince, the only hunks we ran into in town this weekend were Hills guys, Brody Jenner and Frankie Delgado, at Foxtail lounge Friday night along with most of the cast of the new 90210. Shenae Grimes, who plays Annie on the show, was one of the more recognizable faces of the crew, and she must have a good fake I.D. 'cause the gal is only 18 years old.

They sure do breed 'em young in this town, that's fer sure. While the cast was having "clean" fun, B.J. and F.D. were hanging by themselves for a while. The bachelors surprisingly were not surrounded by the gazillion groupies that usually follow, drunk-lemming like. Could people actually be getting sick of this faux cast? And, besides, what the ef's going on, anyway, with the class of debauched babes in town these days?

The cast of The Hills should not be this generation's Rat Pack. Hell, even when Paris, Lindsay and Nicole were in their crazy prime, mere moments ago, they at least made it more freakin' fun and interesting (if not downright dangerous) to go out at night. Banged ups cars, egos and jail records, know what I mean? The casts of Gossip Girl and 90210 had better step it up, infamy wise, and, Chase, we aren't just talkin' about you.

—Additional English-screwin' reporting by Taryn Ryder

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There's no better place for a Beverly Hills 90210 bash than...Malibu? Wrong ZIP, but right piss-ass 'tude. Super egos and superficiality are never geographically specific. Our very own private eyeballs were, yes, on the scene in the 'Bu last weekend when the 90210 stars, new and old, came out to celebrate another year of H'wood running out of fresh ideas.

Unless you count an African-American kid joining the cast and some better hairstyles, that's about as updated as it gets.

Visions for nostalgic eyes included Shannen Doherty and Jennie Garth, both slated to star in the new season, 'course. Shan-doll donned a black dress with a plunging neck, a good wardrobe choice for someone either known for being a bitch or a witch (on Charmed, of course). Jen-hon, who never said no to any attendee desiring a pic with the Kelly Taylor, was rockin' her new Dancing With the Stars-trained bod, wearing a slinky black 'n' white strapless number with some serious stilettos.

Def the Aaron Spelling gal that's aged the best since, sorry Tori. You didn't actually think you were going to win that one, did you? Flitting from marriage to marriage, will-bashing episode to the next, penning blab-all tomes, babes, that stress stuff ages the puss pronto!

S.D. musta figured that her comeback was being trampled by a way foxier femme 'cause she and J.G. spent the whole soiree mingling on opposite sides of the room. Wonder if both gals knew the claws would come out if they laid their eyes on one another off-set? We so hope Brenda and Kelly get into fisticuffs within the first five minutes of the pilot.

We'd consider that appointment television right there, wouldn't you? Naturally, you would. Are we forgetting somethin' here, though? Oh, right, all the fresh faces of the 90210 new class. The glam gang went virtually unnoticed the whole night—guess it's hard to tell one actor from another in a giant party crowd.

That'll probly change superquick once the show hits the tube—who knew what a Chace Crawford or an Ed Westwick was before Gossip Girl started making tween waves? Now we can't go to any H'wood hang without running into one of those dandy-lookin' G.G. prancers. Watch out, Gossip guys 'n' gals, you've got some just-as-pretty ass-candy headed your way in the fall. Yummy overload, look out!