True Hollywood Story News

Arnold Schwarzenegger: You Say Terminator, They Say Sperminator

Fri., May. 20, 2011 4:56 PM PDT by Peter Gilstrap

If there's a silver lining to the whole Arnold Schwarzenegger scandal—and, of course, there isn't, really—it's the wide array of colorful Arnie AKA's available to our wildy creative news conglomerates. You simply won't find a richer vein of celeb sex scandal quips. Unless Andy Dick gets someone pregnant.

Now, so you don't have to waste time actually watching the news, The Joelinator has complied all the heartwarming hilarity in one big chunk.

And don't forget to come back for seconds tonight when a swell new Soup beams your way at 10 p.m. ET/PT.

MORE: Condensed Soup: Bad Vibes and Ruffled Feathers on Survivor