Know what makes everything better? Cake. As it turns out, you can get away with anything if you apologize with a cake. Literally anything.
Also, congratulations!
The sperm balloons were a nice touch.
"Here's an air freshener. Hope that covers it."
"Note: the cake is not poisoned."
Did you specifically count the people who saw?
The cat probably deserves a cake too.
That's just mean.
In that particular order?
They'll last longer than the cake will.
They both look like cops. There's a story behind this one, and we want to hear it.
Let's all hope it was either menstrual or gum-disease-related.
Ain't nothing wrong with having a strong jawline.
Here's hoping the recipient already knew that.
There's no apologizing for a blue shell, though.
Uh...emotionally?
That particular offense deserves at least some frosting.