Just the way Sam Patrick would have wanted it.
Not pictured: Spamrock Shake.
Two for the price of one chronic illness.
Shrek got a little too excited about his dinner.
They're not gluten free but the pond scum is.
"I found it in the yard. Smells like mushrooms and mints."
The key is to keep them runny.
This is where you barf it all up the next day, in honor of the Apostle of Ireland.