Most people's legs aren't worth much. Maybe like... ten dollars. But not Taylor Swift's legs. She has reportedly insured her legs for forty million dollars. Which means that her legs are now worth more than your entire life. How fun is that!
Scroll through the gallery to see some things that God willing never happen to Taylor Swift's legs, so that she's never forced to cash in that $40 million check.
Now that Taylor Swift's legs are worth so much, she should be very careful around vats of liquid nitrogen.
With any luck, she'll never be kidnapped by a tattoo artist who tattoos the Joker onto her thigh.
Hopefully a lion never bites off Taylor Swift's legs.
If Taylor Swift ever travels to Middle Earth, we hope she never gets hit by one of Legolas' arrows.
It's unlikely, but it would be tragic if Taylor Swift fell into lava.
God willing she never falls out of a tree and on the way down her leg gets stuck in a beehive.
Taylor Swift should never agree to work with amateur magicians who might accidentally chop her legs off.