We're not prudes. We see Kim Kardashian nude in the E! offices everyday so we're pretty much unfazed by anything...Actually everyone sees that everyday don't they? Regardless, we normally wouldn't blink at a little skin but wowzers there's a lot of bare pelvis happening on the cover of the new Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Given that this will be on display at newsstands in grocery stores and what not, we had a few ideas on making this thing a little less pelvisy.