Why would you need to get your throat ready for—oh. Oh, I get it.
Don't feel bad; that baby was ISIS's second-in-command.
OH GOD THERE IT IS.
...right after a dozen donuts.
What branch of Christianity is this? I like it. Seems non-committal.
...or don't.
They really have the Spongebob demographic pegged.
Give a what now?
Looks like a blast, but no thanks.
Worth it.
One died for your sins, the other died when he ran into a busy intersection.
In this case, it's probably not best to share the related videos, Facebook.
"Okay, we'll put our ads on your bus. But don't drive it anywhere muddy!"
Hey, they said to enjoy responsibly, so it's okay.
That's my go-to post-workout power move.
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
Oh. There.
Topical!
*Gasps*
What a deal!
I always had a feeling that Folger's was trying to kill me. Everybody said I was crazy. Well who's crazy NOW?!
No, Maytag! No no no!
This bus was only designed for cold climates.
Well, five pounds each is a pretty good deal.