"I can do it...I can do it...no I can't."
They were going to test this on a baby first. Close call!
To be fair if we had just discovered we had hands we would fall over too.
Heeeeeeeere's Murderbot!
This one's just a metaphor.
He's not even actually stabbing those Oreos. He's not even good at his main function.
Where's the foul, robot ref?!
"Forgot my keys. UGH!"
That'll tech them to recycle.
Maybe if your dumb arms weren't so long you wouldn't fall over, dummy.
Okay KetchupBot, great first try. This time, try to squeeze with a little less than the force required to crush a human skull.
"Ughhhhh forget it."
You RUINED CHRISTMAS
Guess we'll still have to pin our Olympic hopes on teenage girls for the time being.
This is coming out of your robot salary!
He shoots! He dies!