That way you can fire one off after you propose! It's romantic.
And of course it's Budweiser in the cans.
Literally America's two favorite things.
Teddy Roosevelt yelling at the World Cup. Your argument is invalid.
We're guessing his PIN is 1776
Land of the Free, Home of the High Fructose Corn Syrup
Are they made out of Bin Laden? Because if not, what are we even doing here?
Just another regular day in America
Even our cows love our country
We like to think that he's shooting internationally imported beer bottles
Honestly we expected Wal-Mart to go a little further with this
What a patriot
Who cares if it'll be pink by the end of the day? It looks awesome NOW.
What have I always said?! I've always said that my hoodies need a built-in beer coozie.
Take that, Canada!