Help yourself to some cookies, guys...large intestine-shaped cookies.
It's the math here that's troublesome. We all know the real American flag has fifty cakeballs on it.
Nothing says America like Swedish Fish.
"America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because of botched manicures." Abraham Lincoln
It's hard to say if this was a Pinterest fail or violent act of protest.
This just needs a little more time in the oven, until it is burned into non-existence.
Celebrating 239 years of strange rashes.
Yum, one of those cool and refreshing experiments involving mold.
Oh no. Now no one is going to be able to eat 1/8 of a decorated banana.
You can just say a child did them. A child who hates America.
Leaving the knife in was a political statement. (Political statement TBD)