Fair and Balanced Axe Murdering

Fox & Friends is now throwing axes at guests.

By TIM JENNINGS Jun 23, 2015 11:41 PMTags

Never content to simply hurl scary, made up facts at the elderly, Fox News recently upped their game...to MURDER. Well, attempted murder.

During last Sunday's broadcast of Fox & Friends host Pete Hegseth thought he was going to be like, "Watch me hit a bull's eye with my awesome axe throwing, you guys." However he was really like, "Watch me almost kill this drummer from West Point with my terrible axe throwing, you guys."

In fairness, accurate axe throwing has never been a core conservative value.