Life is a lot like bad diving: you leap off a platform (birth), do some backflips (grow up, get a job, get married), and then painfully slam into the water back first (death).
Wow, how poetic and thoughtful was that? Never thought you'd read that type of shit on Eonline.com did you?
As a palate cleanser, here's a video of two divers who are terrible at being divers. Enjoy.
And a bonus gif.