Celebrities Available to Be Your Prom Date

Everyone asks Kate Upton to be their date to prom -- here' s a list of more eligible celebrities.

By Soup Staff May 07, 2015 11:10 PMTags

Every year around this time we see the same thing: high school boys making videos asking some celebrity supermodel like Kate Upton or Beyonce to prom. But celebrities like that get hundreds of requests, which is why we devised a brilliant scheme to get a celebrity to go to prom with you. Step 1: Ask a celebrity who is not very popular to prom. Step 2: Go to prom with that motherf*cking celebrity (who just so happens to not be that popular).

Here are some suggestions to get you started…

Bette Midler

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In her heyday, Bette Midler was a star of TV, movies, and the stage. Nowadays she's… well we're not really sure what she's up to. Probably singing Beaches at a casino in Vegas? Anyway, she probably has a lot of time on her hands… and might totally be down to go to prom with you! Ask her!

Courteney Cox

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Courteney Cox might not be an obvious choice for this list, but the reality is that nobody has ever asked her to be their celebrity date to prom. Everyone just asks Jennifer Aniston. And Courteney's pretty bummed out about it. Almost as bummed as when Jennifer overshadowed her as the fan favorite on Friends. Or when Jennifer Aniston went on to have a successful career in movies. So ask Courteney to prom! She's needs it!

John Goodman

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Here's the thing about John Goodman: he's super awesome. He's been in tons of awesome movies and TV, but has never been asked to prom! He lives in New Orleans, so if you're in Louisiana you probably have a better shot. So ask him! Why not?! We're all speeding towards death so why not take a chance on John Goodman!

George Foreman

The once famous boxer and entrepreneur isn't doing much these days other than eating bland grilled chicken that he makes on his grill. It's so bland and dry and honestly he hates it. Why not ask him to prom -- you could go to Outback Steakhouse before and buy him a nice meal!

Statler and Waldorf from the Muppets

Their sarcastic quips and comments made them famous among the Muppets, but not so popular as celebrity prom dates. But despite their hardened exterior, Statler and Waldorf really just want to have a romantic evening. Also, here's a tip: Keep your eyes locked on the muppets at all times. DO NOT look at the muppeteers opperating them. Just don't.

Patricia Heaton

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She played Ray Romano's wife on Everybody Loves Raymond and now stars on the ABC show The Middle, but she has never been asked to prom by an underaged boy. Make her day by tweeting her a personalized video with low production value asking her to prom!